Satchel Paige?
Sounds like him, but I couldn’t find it.
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A foreigner came into the doctors office. The nurse checked his blood pressure.
The foreigner said he was hot blooded, check it and see. Turns out the foreigner had a fever of 103.
Minutes later, the foreigner died of a stroke.
So I saw some adult magazines on the table in my doctor’s office.
Not that they had racy pictures in them, but because some of them were more than 18 years old.
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A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency.
“I saw a woman hit by a car,” he said. “She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.”
“How horrible! What did you do?”
“Thanks to my first-aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”
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Entrance Exam Question for Medical School
When I was in first year college, I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters NEPIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today. My job is posting jokes online.
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How does an apothecary please his wife?
Elixir.
