Doctor: “How many fingers now?”
Me: “This is not how I envisioned a prostate exam would go.”
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(may qualify as textually transmitted)
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A Woman goes to the Optician for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
“I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants”.
“That’s perfect” says the Optician “You’ve got 2020 vision”.
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Today at my appointment the doctor grabbed my balls, and told me to cough.
I should probably find another dentist.
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Lucky ball.
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A threesome.
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What do you call an overweight kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
A meaty urologist.
This tickles my memory, maybe *rump or one of his doctors said this, maybe it was an urban legend attributed to him?
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