Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion 'cuz they are so awesome


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Goddam fukken narwhals.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/now-know-why-narwhals-tusks-171326493.html


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It must be a pain in the ass to carry around a nine-foot spear at the end of your nose 24/7.


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Someone’s ass, anyway, especially during the narwhal commute hours


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