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The feds say Miller made the bogus 911 call from an Amtrak train he was on to report that a female passenger “has a bomb in her bag,” after the woman rebuffed his “social overture.”


they stopped and searched two trains cause he gave them the wrong train number


What a damn fool.


If he was black he’d already be doing 15-20


If he was black, he would have been killed on the train.



He has creepy eyes.


He was by far the funniest character on Silicon Valley, but apparently they fired him because he’s out of his mind.