^^^ how I basically order for the wifey
As for me, bring the heat
Although at Thai I do say “I don’t want Thai-hot, but white-person-hot” becuz OMG, and at Korean soft-tofu soup it’s 8/10, my Viet buddy goes to 11
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Why does Batman keep the lower half of his face exposed?
To let the cops know that he’s white.
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What do they call arson in France?
Crime brulée
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Not getting the race angle, but pun could be legit posted several other places so Imma trust the poster.
Thought maybe the punny thread but decided this was ok too.
Actually you’ve always been our Go-To Guy when it Comes-To the humor archives.
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Oui.
Thank youse, my validation issues have led me to cultivate quite a talent for getting people to laugh at my musings.
Doesn’t the younger gen know that all Asian dudes are like Ninjas in some secret and exotic form of Kung Foo’?
I would hate for this to go viral, if only for the substitution of “diffuse” for “defuse.”.
Everytime someone who knows better reposts a tweet with an English error, God kills a kitten.
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Spoon, your post would have been epic if it said "reposted a tweet with a English error 
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Right you are. I’ll try to bring my A game next time.
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icwydt
Why do strip malls love renting space to Chinese restaurants?
Because they’re lo mein tenants.