There was a brawl in our local Chinese restaurant last night.
It was a scene of wonton violence.
If someone from Holland married a Filipino…
Would their kids be Hollapinos?
(answer: depends on how hot the mother is)
A boy was born of Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandparents…
They could not settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O’Lee
What do you call a Mexican space chicken?
Apollo.
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| Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
Is “Boston” a race? Maybe I don’t like to share Boston jokes:
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I named my cat Boston.
…because he’s "more than a feline.”
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What do you call thrift shopping in Boston?
Good Will Hunting.
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A guy in Boston tried to get a deal on a sled
…but first he had toboggan.
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Bill Cosby was awarded another honorary degree
from Boston University.
It was in anesthesiology.
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Why do bartenders in Boston confiscate an intoxicated person’s khakis?
So they can’t drive home.
Turns out treason and espionage are NOT on the white side anymore.
Did you hear about the racist chemist?
He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium.
Why did the red neck couple only have two children?
The wife read that every third person born in the world was Chinese.
I once tried to buy a house on an Indian reservation.
When I asked if it came with running water the Chief told me,“Fuck off. Find your own wife!”
