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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick says," Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says, “What’s his name?”
Mick replies, "Miles, from London.”
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Yesterday I ate three lipsticks and some mascara and haven’t pooped since.
You really can’t shit this make-up.
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I fell for clickbait once.
You won’t believe what happened next…
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Best thing about this candle is the name of the company that makes it
“Flaming Crap”
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Portland: Where the cocaine is legal but the straw isn’t.
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