Hey Peep’s Uranium-235 is all burnt tasting.
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Yeah, but are they carbs?
Will it fit?
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What kind of mushrooms get in the most fights?
Shit talking mushrooms.
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Nothing as bad as a chili day.
I’ve actually been there. I was driving a (much older) friend to his house after a church potluck, and he had a huge vat of chili beans he was going to donate to his community center. He was in the back seat holding on to it and lost his grip on a speed bump in his community.
Fortunately my vehicle was pretty old already and smelled like 20 years of mansweat (hey, no homo) and coffee so the adverse effect was mostly gone in a week, fortunately it was spring so the windows could remain down the whole time.
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Chili, sweat, and coffee: now THAT is a mans car!
Why was the Italian chef locked out of his kitchen?
Because he had gnocchi.
I was talking to my neighbor over our adjoining garden fence last week. She suggested that I put a little aged horse manure on my strawberries. All my other neighbors said that she really knows her stuff.
Turned out she gave me a horrible suggestion. I’m going back to whipped cream.
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Dunno how you do it, but I just made a special trip here to poast this…only to find out I was 8 hours too late.
Please speak loudly and clearly into the orange candle on your mantelpiece, i didn’t quite hear that…
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