What I wanna do on my birthday is watch Starling jill off and then have her offer me a couple of fingers to suck dry.
But it’s several months away.
Meanwhile, happy birthday to Billdo…it’s also my granddaughter’s birthday…sweet seventeen and look at the fucked up country she’s spozed to be an adult in.
Oh my!
Sooner than that, if you like 
First you’ll have to explain how one sucks fingers dry.
Take it to PM, please. This is making me wretch.
“retch”
Perhaps you feel like a wretch after reading it, but it’s retch you meant to say.
Well, at least I distracted you from your dirty old man bs.
No one gets offended when Reggie drools on you, Lotus. Toughen up.
I get offended by it.
How does being repulsed by your dirty old man bs equate with not being tough enough?
He said nothing dirty and I’ll take seconds
Dirty old man bs, it was. Period. It gave me the shivers.
I guess there is no point drawing Lotus a diagram of which poster I was trolling here.
She always thinks it’s about her, but usually it isn’t.
This is a thread for everyone to read, is it not? I wasn’t suggesting it was about me, you old crank. Put a gotdam warning in the subject line so I don’t open it if you’re bound and determined to be a dirty old man.
Put your own warning in the subject line.
Dirtier old man! Haha
It gave me the shivers too but I don’t think in the same way.
Ewwwwwwww!
I’m almost 40, soon it’ll be my time to be a dirty old man too
It’s a two-hour wait, guaranteed, if you go here without an appointment.
Well played. And filthy.
LotusBud may be sad because her admirer got teh banhammer.