I hear Alec Baldwin is being drafted to replace him.
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Wow, nobody’s going, not even the host!
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Hiding can’t save him.
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Why can’t the Press be more obsequious to Donald Gump?
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Journalists should show up en masse now. When the cat’s away…
It would make great television.
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Journalists hell, invite Alec Baldwin.
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Well, yeah, he should be MC. Stand-in for Donny.
That was Andy Borowitz’s suggestion, too. Of course I love it.
It seems apropos that Nixon was the last POTUS to skip this event.
Nice try, but both Carter and Reagan skipped it.
Reagan, to his credit, skipped it because he had been shot less than a month prior.
Carter just didn’t like the event, and opted out.
WTF, are you implying i was misinformed by a meme, is nothing sacred anymore?
Hey, it’s just information that you were given.
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But the SOB isn’t too busy to accuse a former President of a felony conspiracy.
