Cue Blondie in 3 2 1…
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It has been pretty uneventful so far, what time does Jesus come flying in on his white Pegasus to murder us all so he can bring us back to life and become living dead zombies like him?
Is that today?
Yep, hope you’re ready!
I’m going to go have sex. I want to die happy.
I’d like to, but there’s just not enough people.
I guess I missed something. Or just plain forgot.
God Lotus! It’s only like the end of the world!
Some people’s kids. I tell ya.
Oh, right. That secret planet thing. Sheesh. How could I forget such an important event?
Oh, well. I still have shit I have to do, so…
The return of planet Nambia.
Nibiru still has over four hours to remember and carry out its mission, or did it get lost somewhere down the line?
Hey that reminds me of a song…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0kszci6GRY
Nibiru is the worst planet on Earph. FACT!
I hope we ban people form Nambia from coming down here and recking everything.
What is their demonym, anyway? Nambipambies?
If I ever win the lottery, I’m doing this!