The Accountant

No not that accountant, this one, a sort of American Gothic about yer heritage and sich.

Tommy O’Dell: “I’m Tommy O’Dell, and this here is my brother, David.”
The Accountant: “I’ll know all about him soon enough, but right now I’ve just got one question.”
Tommy O’Dell: “Oh, what’s that?”
The Accountant: “Y’all got some cold beer?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PMI7a2Fw4

A nice short little story.(about 38 minutes)