Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
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Yesterday the lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool.
I was so startled I almost fell off the high dive.
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Not exactly the cartoon I wanted to see just before surgery. 
Surgery?
Yeah. To cure the pain in my face (hopefully).
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Thots and prayers and crossed fingers etc etc! When does this happen?
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3pm PST (hopefully)
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My thoughts will be with you Starling. Best wishes for a safe and successful surgery.
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I wonder what Laura’s laughing at…
She was thinking about the time W tried to milk a male horse, which after he fled in embarrassment, she…
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Octopus porn? Is that porn starring The Donald? Ewwwwwww.
Haha! The famous “6 armed” orange octopus.