Just thought this was funny, not thinking of anyone or anything in particularâŚ
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Itâs the Presidency that ages all of them, well except the current one.
Weâll all feel 8 years older after his 4 year term.
Sorry Honey, this ainât Nam, there are rules!
I am making a graph of my past relationshipsâŚ
I have an âexâ-axis and a âwhy?â-axis
Prolly a repost, but I chuckle every time I sees it.
I call my wife Bambi. She thinks itâs because sheâs cute with big brown eyesâŚ
But in reality itâs because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
Dear Mother-in-law,
Please donât try and teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite a long time to play each hole.
The first guy says, âWhy donât you go over and ask if we can play through?â
The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back.
The first guy says, âWhatâs wrong?â
The second guy says, âOne of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.â
The first guy says, âThat could be a problem. Iâll go over.â
He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
The second guy says, âWhatâs wrong?â
The first guy says, "Small world!â