I'm gonna take this as a sign Sofia Vergara wants to fuck me

I follow her on Twitter because HOT. She posted a picture on Instagram from a Valentine’s cake where she took a very dainty small piece. Immediately I thought of the old be a good young citizen Coronet school film that Pee Wee Herman made fun of when a kid in the cafeteria line got a giant piece of cake. So I Googled giant piece of cake and the old lady picture came back. I tweeted back Ms. Vergara she could do better than her piece and she actually Tweeted back to me in Spanish agreement.

So, yeah, sex I think…

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if you’re the only person she responded to, then she definitely wants to fuck you.

Did you post the obligatory dick pic?

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Nah, I’m classy.

I DM’d it to her.

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Update, this morning someone sent my cake picture in this thread to Chrissy Teigen so yeah, threesome!! This weekend gets better and better…