If you could have a pass to smash one politicians face into mush with a shovel

[Bigdukesix]

@Starling

I think there is something inherently punchable about Mitch McConnell’s face. He looks like an old, dopey turtle. When he opens his mouth, he just solidifies how badly he needs a shovel to the head.

Please do not demean turtles - the are not dopey and have been around for 7 trillion years -

[Starling]

I didn’t say turtles were dopey. I said Mitch was dopey looking. And he looks like a turtle.

[Bigdukesix]

@Starling

He looks like an old, dopey turtle

u sed

He looks like an old, dopey turtle

Engrish - I has it

don’t be twstin

[Wabbit]

Not all turtles are old or dopey

adjectives have the purpose of MODIFYING the noun with qualities that are not necessarily inherent already in the aforementioned noun

[Starling]

No, you don’t. I’m not insulting turtles in that statement.

[Bigdukesix]

@Starling

No, you don’t. I’m not insulting turtles in that statement.