So you can’t fix stupid but you can bill it.
In addition to being stupid, he’s also evil. He may have killed the next person to come in with a snake bite:
As the Washington Post’s Wonkblog noted, by far the largest expense listed on the itemized bill is $83,341.25 for “pharmacy.” That’s because Fassler’s treatment depleted the anti-venom supplies at two local hospitals, KGTV reported.
lol I just reposted this before I saw yours… I think this qualifies as a Darwin Runner Up
Seems like he was bitten by one snake and swallowed by another.