Horrific problems face me if I take over the whirl


Like how the fuck do you get rid of 5 billion bodies

I will have nasa solve it before they leave the planet


Throw them in the ocean, nekkid.


I think it would be too many fer the ocean




needs clean air


No, the ocean is 2/3 the entire surface of the Earth. It will be fine. We’ll feed the fish, and fix our oceans. Think about it.


Soylent Green is the only answer - creates jobs too


I got it

Volcano’s need feeding

Couple thousand an hour shud be doable

10 volcano’s would take 28 years fir 5 billion people


Did you calculate including the leap years?


No need - I will eliminate leap years if I am head


All hail the dook!