Here is my thinking about this Goddamned wall.
We should select a 1 kilometer stretch along the banks of the Rio Grande near the Gulf and erect a wall as follows.
The wall will consist of 3,240 precast concrete parking stops of the sort you find in any parking lot. They are six feet long and will span roughly 0.61 miles if laid end to end. This wall will be 9 inches thick and 5 inches high.
Half of the blocks should be dyed orange (honoring Trump) and the other half should be dyed yellow (honoring Sessions.) And there is one other detail.
The human body contains 270 distinct bones at birth, but some of them will fuse and the adult body only has 206 distinct bones. However, postmortem those fused bones (such as the ones in the skull) can be separated using a three pound machinist’s hammer or other appropriate tool. So if each parking block has one bone cast into it during production, there will be exactly the right number of bones for the number of blocks specified…270 orange blocks and 270 yellow ones.
The blocks can be installed by volunteers using a small excavator, and the resulting structure can be forever after known as the “Trump/Sessions Memorial Border Wall” …to which two pretentious fuckwads have truly given their all.