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They shoulda included Tywin Lannister on this list












From an interview with Kristian Nain (Hodor)…


It’s a pretty lightweight interview, but here are some highlights. First, let’s cycle through some of Nairn’s favorites from the show:

“The Door” was probably his favorite episode, although he admits he’s biased. He’s also a big fan of “And Now His Watch is Ended” and “The Rains of Castamere.”
Hodor’s favorite character? Cersei. “I like a good Disney witch.” He’s also a big fan of Arya, Varys and Brienne, the latter of whom is his pic to sit the Iron Throne, because she doesn’t want it and would be fair.
And which character does he hate? “I really am not a big fan of Jon Snow.” As he predicted, the audience swiftly turns on him there.
Which character’s death did Nairn find saddest? “Catelyn Stark. That killed me.” And his favorite death? Ramsay Bolton’s. “He definitely deserved it. Horrible piece of shit.”
A couple of people ask Nairn if he forgives Bran for his role in Hodor’s death. Nairn’s answer is very simple: “No.”

Cruel? Maybe, but Bran was responsible for both crippling Hodor as a boy and killing him as a man. Incidentally, Nairn thinks that Hodor would forgive Bran—it’s just that he, personally, would not. In fact, if Nairn got the opportunity to come back to the show as a wight (which he would love to do), he would “love to rip Bran’s head off and shit down [his] neck.”








So Emilia Clarke can sing “Mmmm-bop” in Dothraki, because why on earth wouldn’t she be able to.


Thought this was in here, guess it was in the prior incarnation of CBT

so here it is, a classic from 2008 pre-election




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