If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.
I believe we should make a better world for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.
(I don’t have a pic, but I saw this one on SNL back in the 80s in college)
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.