Yeah man, when you get your health back I’ll bring the cameras and lights out, we’ll hire some pornstars, you can be DM Holmes…
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This is why sometimes I am concerned about yer mental health
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Well, he is a midget, albeit a well-dressed one… and there’s that Freudian envy that comes with
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I used to think DM looked like some pron actor from the 90’s
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John Holmes?
not even gonna google that bwaahhahaha
He died in 1988 but I had to do it.
John got fucked about 83,000 times - fact
That was on god awful big hammer that
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That’s a lot of fucks, james
Good for you, DM. Keep hanging in there (pun really not intended!). 
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I’m in awe of your toughness
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It’s an illusion, man. My legs and groin are both swollen from the chemo. Plus, when you weigh 129 lbs your appendages seem disproportionate. I’m quite normal sized, but thanks, I should run with it.
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Wait a fuckin second. Two of you rec’d my post and Big’s. Huh?
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On my way to the ER. Been suffering incredible pain due to the feeding tube. Can’t handle it. Hopefully, they can figure this out or at least give me some stronger pain meds.
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There’s still a light in them eyes, Sparky. That’s good to see.
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I hope they figure it out quickly for you. I’m glad you’re seeking help rather than suffering through it.
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Good luck, thanks fer yer updates.
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I’m here. It’s the wait and cost that pisses me off.
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The wait is almost as bad as the bill IMHO. The last thing you want to do when you are in pain is wait around for someone to help you.
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