https://www.yahoo.com/news/ted-cruz-picks-carly-fiorina-as-running-mate-in-a-205105623.html
donât the Candidates normally wait until they have the nomination before they pick the food taster?
China is overjoyed - she will create jobs there
I wonder if she could ship Congress over there too?
This isnât just political suicide: itâs DROWNING IN CATERPILLARS political suicide.
Jesus fukking Christ. Just give it up already. Even if it were a contested convention, neither Cruz nor Kasich is going to get the nomination.
You know it, they know it, I know it, the RNC knows it but canât admit itâŚjust relax and enjoy the train wreck.
I is LMFAO@ Ted Cruz.
Someone called me nasty cause I said in a comment that it was too bad the cancer did not turn the bitch into worm food.
Sometimes the truth is nasty
Carly Fiorina, brought in once again to revive a failing enterprise for a lot of money.
Desperation move. Old Lyinâ Ted, done for.
They should give them both a free Trump scarf as a consolation prize.
Cue Talking Heads âBurning down the Houseâ
Wait. Are you saying give them a âTrumpâ scarf for free? Or are you saying "Give them a âFree Trump!â " scarf?
To tie Apey and Billdoâs poasts together, does anyone recall how Ivankaâs scarves are flammable?
Si senor, it was a news item a couple days ago how Ivankaâs Chinese Made Fashion Scarves were being recalled (or something) due to being highly flammable. They were not making Murrica great, in other words.
This is terrific. Half of Republicans hate Trump, and almost all Republicans hate Cruz, and yet theyâre convinced they can win a GENERAL election.
The thing thatâs funny about that headline is this: Cruz is about as creepy as they come. Listen to him talk for one minute. He sounds like a character out of a Boris Karloff or John Waters movie. A very creepy character. To Cruz, Fiorina probably seems very normal.