This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said," Is that Corona or Heineken??"
I said, “There’s a tap underneath; taste it and find out”
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you”
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Nice legs”
The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so”
I said “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now”
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
“Really” she said, “Go on then…try…”
After about thirty minutes of fondling, she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born ??”
I said, “On your birthday”
I asked a Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job ??”
Lady: “2500 Do You Want One ?”
I : “No…No, it just makes me happy To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self”