@Billdo You’d never make it in Canada, son.[quote=“TheNextLast_Holliday, post:3, topic:15502, full:true”]
Wait - you injured yourself watering the garden? 
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C’mon, it was funny! Don’t be so sensitive.
I’m telling you that shit totally blew my wrists out, felt like they were broke. I couldn’t even flick a Bic to light my bowl at times… life has been rough!
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Hey - ya ever heard of a hose nozzle. I bet Walmart has them for 2.97$
Cheap and they do the job.
Got one awhile back for $4.
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my whole body was aching, muscles were locking up, had a headache and I don’t get headaches… I felt like I was gonna fuckin die a couple times… so I spent a few days sleeping like 16 hours a day which isn’t me,
[/quote] Were you smoking enough weed? Because I heard you can live in perfect health, pain free, if you smoke enough reefer.
Must not have been, need to up my dosage, good idea.
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I think I broke my middle finger starting the mower and the cord snapped back hard. I’m going back to doing nothing but web shit… then I’ll just hurt myself walking to the fridge.
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Modern man - what can you say. 
I mowed the backyard yesterday and had to lay down for a few hours afterwards. I felt like shit the rest of the day. Anymore, I have to mow the front and back on separate days. Granted, I’m doing it in 100+ Temps, but when I was a teen working apartment maintenance did nothing but mowing and trimming 8 hours a day 6 days a week all summer and had the energy to party all fukking night.
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Have you been taking enough calcium?
I take a calcium pill every day and some vitamins and I don’t eat too awful.
True. That’s the only way we water our growing stuff. You have to have a strong thumb to live in Canada.
Tell us about the time you were watering the garden and it was hot so you only had a t-shirt on and then the cable guy showed up and startled you causing you to lose your hold on the hose and by the time you regained control it had accidentally flipped around backwards and soaked your shirt so you won the wet t-shirt contest.
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I wanna hear about the time Starling went outside to wash her Daddies '57 Nomad wearing a thin white cotton summer dress(and NOTHING else) and got so into washing that beautiful machine she didn’t realize that she was soaked and the thin cotton fabric was wet and clinging to her voluptuous curves which was driving the chain gang hoeing weeds along the road out front crazy with lust.
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It was a pale pastel floral print dress 
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pics or yer a lier
I meant in Cool Hand Luke. She’s wearing a pale pastel floral dress.
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