Are these people fucking kidding with this?


#1

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High density airline seating.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/m/65ad99a0-1621-31a1-aa4f-6aa2b811ea50/ss_yes%2C-economy-class-travel.html


#2

I don’t see any catheter tubes? WTF, are we supposed to hold it for 12 hours?


#3

I would never get on a plane

I watched air disasters last night and the plane crashed because of a minor error that had to be cleared many times - fucking maint never fixed after months of complaints

the captain called a maint guy and he reset the two main puters to clear the error (ON THE GROUND)

when he kept coming up in flight instead of just pushing two buttons to clear it he did what the maint guy did

RESET BREAKERS ON THE TWO MAIN FLIGHT PUTERS IN FUCKING FLIGHT

A FOUR YEAR OLD WOULD KNOW NOT TO DO THIS

This fucking plane flys itself (A320)

unless you tell it not to and he did

180 or so went into the ocean


#4

Maybe if they put a big honkin vibrator in that saddle?


#5

I bet you know that exponentially more people die in traffic accidents than in plane crashes.


#6

Because coming for 10 hours straight would make you forget how horrendously uncomfortable you are while doing so?


#7

I don’t give a fuck

I will drive


#8

Boeing and Airbus copyrighted most of the types of seating like this so somebody else couldn’t use it.


#9

Haven’t flown since '99.
…Drive all the time. Luuuuv the driving.