Any Lawyers Here?

I rest my case, insomuch as it was about butthurt.

Me making fun of you for contradicting yourself is not butthurt, sir - :laughing:

Lacking a good copy of Dave Frishberg singing his classico, this babe does a decent job.

Oh well - It seems no one here can help me with my legal problems. I had not anticipated this.

What legal problems?

Nah - to late. I’ve set an appointment with an attorney for Monday. I’ll get the guidance I need there.

What’s that haps paps?

nuthin - it’ll get taken care of. No problems.

Just throw yerself at the mercy of the court and plead guilty, now please paypal me $500.00, STAT!

No, it’s nuffin like a-thet.

Oh, did you fail the paternity test? (or win, depending on ones perspective)

Just the one time, but that was long ago.

Tell us anyway!

Dawgwood is a Constitutional Scholar, if you know how to contact him, he might be able to assist you.

Well, ya see it all started wh…

ah - never mind. I’m gonna see what kind of movie I can find on the TV.

Hope you enjoy’d the two songs I play ‘specially for you tonight, Starlin’ m’darlin’.

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Is prison time a possible outcome?

He should be unbanned. The way I hear it he got banned for racism but there are much worse racists on board even now, and I mean if he even was a racist - and I never saw the evidence of it.

Yes, excellent choices Doc.

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I think he got banned for being a dickhead more than anything else. It was like an Oak banning, he was practically begging for it.

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The past is behind us now…

or is it? (glancespencivelyrightleftrightleft smiley)