Boy, do I wish that was true - or even 1 percent true
Jesus, dude. Yer making me tired just watching you.
Jus call me a sleep aid
Are you going to do something about the tree?
Would you be happy if you and yer wife were the only people left on the planet?
I don’t know what to do with it
that situation will kill you in a heartbeat if you fuck with it
and I ain’t payin
I guess I cud get some coke and get the saw out - that may work
I dunno bout only two left - maybe if I cud pick a few others
It’s got a blow up date
sardines never blow up
How gross is that?!
ikr?
The BOOK OF ELI
Girl: What was it like before the blast
ELI: we used to throw away stuff you would kill for
You would cut someones throat for it in the endtimes
Nah, end times would be the end times. Why would I hang out, it’s bad enough now?
Ya just put the sardines in a blender with some tomatoes and mustard, it’s delicious.