My husband sent me that yesterday.
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Aww yiss, Ima gii me some of dem mothafuckking raisins!
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why nobody posts gifs nomo
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Yes ma’am I think I’m low on oil, could you check that out for me?
Well hello Dalai!
That fish looks like a red devil cichlid, my brother and I had one when we were kids, only fish in a 50 gallon tank, he’d kill other fish… that thing was mean as fuck… For stoner entertainment we’d put a mirror up to the tank and he’d see another male and go apeshit… looked just like this one.
Behavior
Aquarists who keep cichlids regard red devils as aggressive fish. This aggressive behavior combined with their razor sharp teeth and powerful jaws means cohabitants should be chosen carefully and the fish should be kept in a large aquarium. Red devils may be so aggressive that they ram into the glass to get at invaders, break heaters and other aquarium equipment, and will sometimes bite their owners.
I should probably feel bad for chuckling at this, don’t you think?
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should just fry that motherfucker
let’s see if it’s so tough with some herbs and sauce on a plate
We don’t need no stinking badges!
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That’s mean and so hilarious!
Fucking Brazilians and their elevator pranks
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Omg the humanity, the carnage, I can’t bear to watch a 74th iteration of this horrifying scene