Celebrity Death Watch
Why do they keep dying?
Witch King's Celebrity Death Watch
2017 - Mindless Killing Machine
Despite all my rage, I'm still just a fighter in a cage. The Raging Bull has left the earthly plain
R.I.P., Lt. Col. Petrov... thanks for saving the world
Harry Dean Stanton, you were in everything, now you're in here!
Lucifer's Hammer has made Footfall, making you a Mote in God's Eye, come board your Spaceship for the King
D_M We hardly knew ye, yet you were a friend to all
FUUUUUUUUCK, Walter Becker, plug in and grab a chair
The Original Nutty Professor
He's a Rhinestone Cowboy with Tookie now
What you are witnessing is real. The participant was not an actor. He was an actual judge who presided over a California Municipal Court. He has agreed to dismiss his life and have his case settled here, in our morgue... the Celebrity Death Watch Board!
So long, Anita
Gojira, Nature has pointed out the folly of man, get down here!
Moochie we hardly knew ye
Sam, we've got a place where you can reckon with yourself
Write us when you find work Priebus
Rocket J. Squirrel, you've lost your voice, get in here
Reverend Shepherd, there's a seat here next to Abe Vigoda
He tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter
Marine Core Soldier John Glenn has left the building
Space 1999's Commander has blasted out into the unknown
I got a name
Eastwood death hoax...sorry
Otto Warmbier has gone on to join to the great North Korean Restaurant in the sky
Princess Leia has left the Galaxy, What did she know about Hillary?
Flounder is back with Bluto for all eternity
No more Noriega
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